How do you get an elephant into a VW?
Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.
How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.
How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagon bug?
2 in the front and 2 in the back
How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your fridge?
Two sets of footprints in the butter.
How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?
Can't get the fridge door closed.
How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
There's a VW bug parked outside it.
How do you get 8(!) elephants in a fridge?
Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge. A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's!
How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?
Open door, get two VW's out, put Tarzan in, close door.
How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge?
You can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO
How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan!
Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
The fridge isn't not large enough to hold them all.
How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?
Depends on the number of elephants.
What did the fifth elephant in the VW bug discover?
The sun roof.
The Lion (Animal king) gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?
They were stuck in the VW bug.
How many giraffes can you fit in a VW bug?
None, the elephants are in there!
What game do four elephants in a VW play?
Squash
How can you tell if there's an elephant in the back seat of your car?
If the front wheels don't touch the ground and someone keeps stealing your peanuts, it's probably an elephant.
What is more difficult than getting an elephant into the back seat of your car?
Getting TWO elephants into the back seat of your car!
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door.
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Insert giraffe. 4. Close door.
How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?
The door won't close.
How do you know there are *three* elephants in your fridge?
There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.
Why don't elephants shut the refrigerator door?
They are afraid with the light out.